Zeus recently died a violent, gruesome, and extremely sadistic death in the port city of Argo after two ninja pinned him to the wall and lacerated him until there was no more blood left to be spilled in the fleshy mound that used to be his body. This death cost him a very large amount of his Red Wizard's precious equipment, most notably my his Fine Power Staff. Having lost almost everything and acting extremely melodramatic, Zeus' life on FFO was about to end; he wanted to quit forever and ever.

MakeAWish FFOundation saw his plight and began to raise money in order to grant him one wish before his FFO life ended.

And we got him his one wish.

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He got to ride his very own pony.

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Reading this I thought it was gonna be a complaint / begging for his shit back. I was like "aww hell no"

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