reply to Hazedreamfreysaraboy:

Your koalafications are irrelephant.

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we already have around 5 guides i honestly don't think we need anymore...

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Hazedreamfreysaraboy wrote:

Make me a guide. I know everything about FFO and I'm already basically awesome at everything anyway so why not?

My koalafications? Well, I have many years of excellence in the community under my belt. My presence has been known to be nothing but positive, I never lose my cool and my skills range from ability to cooperate and understand those around me, to being able to cope with softly communicating with the people that even I have sworn to defeat.

I have only had a few slight run-ins with management (see: destabilizing the community once upon a time, whatever that jazz is). I have full respect for those who uphold the law, and am willing to follow suit with the incredible amount of responsibility that a guide holds. If I were elected, I promise to help the needy and in some cases, the older pups, in their quest to become an FFO legend.

Here are my references:

The Bloody Claw, Gene (a good friend, and co-worker of mine. he can attest that I have good work ethic, and I am not afraid to take a challenging task and work it to the bitter end)
Darlute the Cute (a current manager. I've shown him many times that no matter what he assigns me to do, I will get it done quicker than a timely manner.)
Sinsie the Cat (a former manager. despite the rumors, we did not have an affair while he was working over me. that's against policy anyway.)
Star (totally isn't the same person as Gene I promise)
Blax (an in-game enemy for quite some time. he can tell you, I definitely never lose my patience or cool ever even when involving tactical warfare. I'm always polite and congratulate my enemy when I am defeated. but that never happens.)

And finally, my closing statement. If I were to be elected, I'd like to thank our lovely management and God up above for this great opportunity and may whoever gets the luxurious position be congratulated. Thank you, and have a nice day.

This guy never stops working hire him.

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Elias wrote:

I'm curious about something and I feel that this thread is actually a quite fitting place to ask it.

Why need more guides/why have guides in the first place anymore? Which, by extension, is asking -- did FFO become more popular all of a sudden? I'm seeing these forums apparently being far more active than they were for the last year or two (many threads on many forums having replies from the past month) and now this?

though I suppose if there's no longer any way to abuse it, keeping guides around even 'just in case' for new players is quite sweet of y'all.

It only seems more active because of me.

I have been told this by more than one person.

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