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Lotho 11:31 PM on March 18, 2011 (+0/-0)
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Okay. So, driving home tonight I tried to mix the two things I [almost] love the most in life: speeding and brushing lips with ladyfolk.

These do not mix well together! Officer Buttflup of the Adams county sheriffs department ruined the festivity. D=

You win this time!



I want to read about the experiences of the ffo community on things they know that do not go well together through experience.

Ready? Go!

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Rika domain says: Which way?
Icux domain says: I would go X.
Icux domain says: To the right.
Rika domain says: I found it!
Rika was tragically doinked to death!
 
Hazedreamfreysaraboy 1:13 AM on March 18, 2011 (+0/-0)

Group: Mayor
Posts: 520
Total: 1095
Socks and sandals.

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Huckey168 (ffo): Your a idiot beyong all imagining.
 
JeebsLuvsPie 9:50 AM on March 18, 2011 (+0/-0)

Group: Jiritsu Spiritual Guide
Posts: 282
Total: 786
Laxatives and sleeping pills.


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Cea 10:32 AM on March 18, 2011 (+0/-0)

Group: Genius
Posts: 837
Total: 1990
reply to Bustin Jeebers:

lmao

pizza and running

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A good player knows how to play his class. An elitist knows how to play everyone else's class.
 
Top Assassin 10:16 AM on March 21, 2011 (+0/-0)
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Posts: 112
Total: 242
brushing teeth and vodka

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You Pick Up: Ring of Immortality
 
Grameramera 10:23 AM on March 21, 2011 (+0/-0)
Group: Ponymerasara
Posts: 175
Total: 1255
cereal and beer

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ScouSin: Damn you Gaku! Damn you and your; "Be patient, and if you don't want to, tough, because I'm going to be all mystical about it!"
KingBlax: It's telling you to go outside, with no flash-light in the woods, and find a dead body, you eat dinner if you find 1. You die in the wilderness if you don't find 1 or at least bring something interesting back.
./personal_problem.sh -q > /dev/null 2>&1 &
 
JeebsLuvsPie 11:29 AM on March 21, 2011 (+0/-0)

Group: Jiritsu Spiritual Guide
Posts: 282
Total: 786
Tea bagging and hot tea.

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Professor 3:21 PM on March 21, 2011 (+0/-0)

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Total: 942
reply to Bustin Jeebers:

...Oh?

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Locke 3:47 PM on March 21, 2011 (+0/-0)
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Posts: 521
Total: 1964
Sex and Skype calls.

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Signatures are SO last decade.
 
Top Assassin 5:26 PM on March 21, 2011 (+0/-0)
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Total: 242
sex and ant colonies....trust me...bad idea

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You Pick Up: Ring of Immortality
 
Lotho 10:06 PM on March 21, 2011 (+0/-0)
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Posts: 46
Total: 102
reply to Top Assassin:

Bro how did you find that one out? My curiosity has been piqued.

_________________________________________
Rika domain says: Which way?
Icux domain says: I would go X.
Icux domain says: To the right.
Rika domain says: I found it!
Rika was tragically doinked to death!
 
Hazedreamfreysaraboy 2:56 AM on March 22, 2011 (+0/-0)

Group: Mayor
Posts: 520
Total: 1095
Lotho wrote:
reply to Top Assassin:

Bro how did you find that one out? My curiosity has been piqued.


My guess would be that he had sex on an ant colony. Or near one.

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Huckey168 (ffo): Your a idiot beyong all imagining.
 
Locke 7:44 AM on March 22, 2011 (+0/-0)
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Posts: 521
Total: 1964
reply to Top Assassin:

Yeah I think I'll play it safe and trust you on this one. :P

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Signatures are SO last decade.
 
Cea 8:23 AM on March 22, 2011 (+0/-0)

Group: Genius
Posts: 837
Total: 1990
Haze wrote:
Lotho wrote:
reply to Top Assassin:

Bro how did you find that one out? My curiosity has been piqued.


My guess would be that he had sex on an ant colony. Or near one.


sandy ant-infested vagina

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A good player knows how to play his class. An elitist knows how to play everyone else's class.
 
Grameramera 8:31 AM on March 22, 2011 (+0/-0)
Group: Ponymerasara
Posts: 175
Total: 1255
Not Cea wrote:
sandy ant-infested vagina


this brings to mind an advertisement...
Ants? In my vagina? It's more common than you think.


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ScouSin: Damn you Gaku! Damn you and your; "Be patient, and if you don't want to, tough, because I'm going to be all mystical about it!"
KingBlax: It's telling you to go outside, with no flash-light in the woods, and find a dead body, you eat dinner if you find 1. You die in the wilderness if you don't find 1 or at least bring something interesting back.
./personal_problem.sh -q > /dev/null 2>&1 &
 
JeebsLuvsPie 12:53 PM on March 22, 2011 (+0/-0)

Group: Jiritsu Spiritual Guide
Posts: 282
Total: 786
Raid!

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Lotho 12:54 PM on March 22, 2011 (+0/-0)
Group: Members
Posts: 46
Total: 102
reply to Bustin Jeebers:

Ant-B-Gone is better, IMO.

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Rika domain says: Which way?
Icux domain says: I would go X.
Icux domain says: To the right.
Rika domain says: I found it!
Rika was tragically doinked to death!
 
JeebsLuvsPie 12:55 PM on March 22, 2011 [ edited by JeebsLuvsPie at 1:00 PM on 03-22-2011 ] (+0/-0)

Group: Jiritsu Spiritual Guide
Posts: 282
Total: 786
Eye patches and monocles.




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Lotho 1:00 PM on March 22, 2011 (+0/-0)
Group: Members
Posts: 46
Total: 102
Chocolate and dogs

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Rika domain says: Which way?
Icux domain says: I would go X.
Icux domain says: To the right.
Rika domain says: I found it!
Rika was tragically doinked to death!
 
JeebsLuvsPie 1:04 PM on March 22, 2011 (+0/-0)

Group: Jiritsu Spiritual Guide
Posts: 282
Total: 786
I think they mix well.




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